Storytime: When Dad Goes Shopping For The Christmas Tree Alone

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AmyBrown
Dec 4, 2019 1:30 PM EST

'Tis the season! Folks are beginning to get into the holiday spirit and one of the first (and largest) signs of that is getting a big ol' Christmas tree! 

But what happens when dads go tree shopping alone? 

In this case, a series of hilarity ensues, in the form of iMessages. 


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  • 01
    Motor vehicle - 2:01 1 Lisa Today 1:28 PM How'd the tree search turn out? Great! Check it out! How big is that OMG!!! thing?!?! And how are you getting it in the house?! Not that big. I mean it wasn't the biggest one they had. I think it's 13 feet? Maybe 14 iMessage Pay
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    Text - 2:01 1 Lisa ) Tthink it's 13 feet? Maybe 14 Our ceilings aren't even that tall!!! This place was low key, they didn't have measurements What are you talking about our ceilings are huge?! Yes, but only 12 feet huge! Oh. Well my dads still here he can help me cut it down It'll be fine Ok. It's not fine «Ш iMessage Pay
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    Christmas tree - 2:01 1 Lisa > Well my dads still here he can help me cut it down It'll be fine Ok. It's not fine Delivered iMessage Pay
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    Tree - 2:07 1 Lisa > זקT סe Tne Ok. It's not fine Never again going alone. Never. It's ok. I think we'll need to buy some more lights for it tho. At least like 15-20 more strands Delivered iMessage Pay
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    Text - 2:54 1 Lisa > At least like 15-20 more strands How much did that tree cost? Well that's the good part at least. They didn't expect anyone to buy it so they didn't have it priced. And since I paid cash they did $190 So, a deal We might need to get a new stand though. I'm not sure the one we have is strong enough. I'm legitimately trying not to lose my shit. That's way too big for our house. Bubs I'm 100 percent messing with you Both those photos are photoshopped iMessage éPay
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    Text - 2:54 1 Lisa > for our house. Bubs I'm 100 percent messing with you Both those photos are photoshopped T HATE YOU!!!!! I almost went with this photo «Ш iMessage Pay
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